Unemployed person's alarm clock

2009 April 3
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I think my alarm clock is hosed. Every morning it keeps waking me up at 5:30-6am because it doesn’t seem to understand that I am jobless and therefore no longer have to get up early. My alarm clock model is below - does anyone have this brand and how the hell can I fix it? It doesn’t respond well to swearing and cursing.

Alarm clock, model # Louis Feline III

Alarm clock | Model # Louis Feline III

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 April 3
    Foot permalink

    Yeah, get a dog!

  2. 2009 April 3
    Kevin permalink

    Have you tried keeping the cat awake all day? Leave a loud radio playing all day, and remember to wake the cat whenever you see it napping.

  3. 2009 April 4

    Sorry, I’m not a cat owner.

    Love your blog, though.

  4. 2009 April 5
    wendy permalink

    that’s unacceptable! I value my sleep very much and can’t imagine an alarm clock that isn’t adjusted to the jobless lifestyle. maybe seek help from your ant friends? (just picturing your alarm being carried out by ants! ha!)

  5. 2009 April 6

    I have two of these but they stay in bed after I am awake.

  6. 2009 April 9
    The Velvet Bulldog permalink

    I put my alarm clock outside at night.

  7. 2009 July 16

    What a handsome devil!

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