Mr. Muffin Top Re-instated

After 9 months of mandatory Muffin Top Reduction Program training, Mr. Muffin top was recently re-instated at Keri Corporation after being pink-slipped earlier this year. In addition to his reinstatement, he also got a promotion to King of Tops expanding his role to oversee the consumption of any and all signs of chocolate around the office and movement of said materials into a south-central  storage facility above the Belt-Pant corridor. 

“I’m so thrilled to be back to my old tricks,” says Mr. Muffin Top.  “Me and Mr. House Pants are really cleaning up on all the holiday goodies this year!  We work really well as a team – Mr. House Pants has tons of stretch, as does my face – so together we really make a hell of a Muffin Top! We are surely going to get a 4.0 on that annual review…wonder if Keri Corp. will be handing out any bonuses in 2010?” 

Mr. Muffin Top's badge photo

Here’s Mr. Muffin Top’s corporate badge photo ID.  And yes, that’s MY art…and no I’m not going to art school, so don’t worry! ha!