Forward-worthy email forwards

There aren’t too many email forwards that are forward-worthy in my opinion, but this one made me laugh pretty hard so I’ve decided to start a category on my site just for great email forwards. Enjoy!

 Important Women’s Health Issue:                                          
                                                                           
  Do you have feelings of inadequacy?                                      
  Do you sometimes feel overwhelmed by the world?                          
  Do you suffer from shyness or awkwardness in some situations?            
  Do you feel tired and overworked?                                        
  Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?                           
                                                                           
  If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or        
  pharmacist about Margaritas.                                             
                                                                           
  Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident   
  about yourself and your actions.                                         
  Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the    
  world that you’re ready and willing to                                   
  do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost
  immediately and with a regimen of                                        
  regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living
  the life you want to live. Shyness and                                   
  awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many       
  talents you never knew you had.                                          
  Stop suffering and start living, with Margaritas.                        
                                                                           
  Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant,        
  nursing, watching the Home Shopping Network, or meeting their lover’s    
  parents for the first time should not use Margaritas. However, women who 
  got ahold of their ex-husband’s credit card or wouldn’t mind becoming     
  pregnant are encouraged to try it.                                       
                                                                           
  Side effects may include:                                                
                                                                           
  – Dizziness                                                              
  – Nausea                                                                 
  – Vomiting                                                               
  – The inability to modulate the volume of your voice                     
  – Incarceration                                                          
  – Erotic lustfulness                                                     
  – Loss of motor control                                                  
  – Loss of clothing                                                       
  – Loss of money                                                          
  – Loss of virginity                                                      
  – Table dancing                                                          
  – Headache                                                               
  – Dehydration                                                            
  – Dry mouth                                                              
  – And a desire to sing Karaoke or grab the microphone out of Taylor      
  Swift’s hand while she is excepting a VMA.                               
                                                                           
  WARNINGS:                                                                
  – The consumption of Margaritas may make you think that you can solve    
  everyone’s problems.                                                     
  – The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering    
  when you are not.                                                        
  – The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over  
  and over again that you love them.                                       
  – The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing      
  really good.                                                             
  – The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically     
  converse with members                                                    
  of the opposite sex without spitting.                                    
  – The consumption of Margaritas may make you think your ex-lover wants to
  hear from you at 3:00 a.m.                                               
  – The consumption of Margaritas may make you think that the bathroom     
  floor is a good place to lie down.                                       
                                                                           
  Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.